Showing posts with label the male mystique. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the male mystique. Show all posts

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Kanye's Cock Shots

Hey There Gang, Sue Ellen here, and I got something to say.

I was on Gawker today reading my daily amount of gossip when lo' and behold I stumbled upon an item talking about leaked sexting photos of Kanye West. Of course, this piqued my interest. But what disturbed me most was this instant back lash of women talking about how much they find the aesthetics of peen disgusting.

What, what WHAT! Who doesn't like the way peen looks? Obvs, I had to rant about it. Big time.

I wrote to Maureen of Gawker, I don't expect her to write back to my ridiculous rant on the Peanut Gallery, but I did want my voice and my experience with schlong heard.

Below is the email I wrote:

Hey there Maureen, I'm sure you're getting a lot of email regarding the dicks. Here's my two cents. I am a 28 year old, female who enjoys-- I'm sorry, I'm infatuated with the male form and male mystique. It makes me tear out my hair when I see that a majority of the comments attitude about aesthetic of DECK/cock shots, and not just in this forum, but when I speak to women in general, is this:
As a woman who likes men, I have to say no, it does not.
I can only speak
for myself, but while I enjoy the functionality of the penis, its looks leave
something to be desired.

Or this banal bullshit, like this mo'fo's got a PHD in Penis Envy 101:
It's done for the man's pleasure, not the woman. The man gets off on the thought
that his bare cock makes a woman salivate. Its his fantasy. Most are too dim
witted to know otherwise.
Show me a beautiful, round toned bum though... and
this is a different story.

This makes me upset for three reasons: 1) Are straight woman conditioned to believe that the penis is an ugly, overbearing thing that's not suppose to conjure any type of sexual feeling? Like the dick is some harbinger of death? 2) I don't like it when men talk shit about my vajajay and the way it looks. That doesn't make me feel sexy-- so I wonder what these women are doing to their partners? That's some other bullshit. 3) This is what makes most porn for women suck. Don't give me soft focus, or waxed muscled men in pirate shirts. Don't give me some light play romance film where all I see is maybe a peek of ass from the dude, but I see bosoms galore. I will take hardcore solo action of a guy pleasing himself over that. Hell, even in D'Angelo's music video "How Does It Feel", I'm sure a collective of women wanted that camera to go down a little lower.

Constantly, in porn women are the eye candy and if I was into chicks that would be cool with me. But it isn't. Having a female form in the mix instantly sends the signal, whether conscious or not, to compare my body with the woman in the film. How am I to feel sexy and turned on when I'm thinking about how my stomach isn't as flat as that or my boobs not as big or wowever...

Okay, thank you so much for letting me rant about the commenters.

Much Respect,

Sue Ellen Crandell

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I love Jeans!

































Especially when there's dick in them. Thank you so much, Wild Ride!

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Celesta D. You're my SHE-roe!


I'm on the internets always scouring what little things here and there could catch my fancy-- especially when it comes to lady porn. Look, usually when people talk about lady porn it's always some soft focus/burlesque/black&white/put-a-woman-with-her-titties-out bullshit. I can't stand it. It doesn't get the job done and if were to be fancy and artistic it's really played out and cliche.

Well let me bring your attention to Celesta Danger. An amazing female photographer that really has a grip on the male mystique with her nude shots. Her captures are full of intimate, articulate and humble portraits of regular dudes. And it's really charming. But there is one photo that really caught my attention-- keep an eye out for the trucker cap dude mirror shot.

Posted By: Dagger

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

MÖtley Pёen!

Check it out, ladies! I'm not sure if you're into Motley Crue, but if you're on this blog then that means you're into dick! Quite a lot. Take a looky-loo at these pics of Nikki Sixx from OMG Blog. It brings a whole new meaning to "rocking out with your cock out"! *rimshot*




Special thanks to facebook friend DRCM!

Posted By: Dagger

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Taco Jogger

A jogger with only a fanny pack on was seen ordering a taco in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, New York. Brought to you after perusing one of the most bitchin' sites for the ladies-- LIGERBEAT. They have a magazine too. You should totally buy it.



*BTW, how come none of this shit happened when I was in New York? And Taco Jogger should be the name of a new sex position. I'll give five bucks to anyone who can describe the Taco Jogger. I'm for real.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Sneak Peak!

This handsome fellow will have a spread in the next Pocket Porn. I was able to tape some footage of him showing off his self made felt loin cloth.


Wednesday, August 26, 2009

You Tell Me How It Feels

Some cock nugget on YouTube disabled the embedding code for D'Angelo's How does it feel?. Please watch it if you're having a bummy day; I promise it will put a smile on your face... maybe more.