Hello Ladies,
The time has come to direct your attentions else where. Dagger and Pistol is no more. Please do welcome the new hit, teen sensation P33nZine!
It will still deliver that hot cock action that you was given to you by D&P. Feel free to direct any questions or submissions to p33nzine (at) gmail (dot) com. Make sure to tell all of your friends, and make sure to like P33nZine on Facebook the next time you log on. You can click the badge that links the page to the left hand side.
Thank you!
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Kanye's Cock Shots
Hey There Gang, Sue Ellen here, and I got something to say.
I was on Gawker today reading my daily amount of gossip when lo' and behold I stumbled upon an item talking about leaked sexting photos of Kanye West. Of course, this piqued my interest. But what disturbed me most was this instant back lash of women talking about how much they find the aesthetics of peen disgusting.
What, what WHAT! Who doesn't like the way peen looks? Obvs, I had to rant about it. Big time.
I wrote to Maureen of Gawker, I don't expect her to write back to my ridiculous rant on the Peanut Gallery, but I did want my voice and my experience with schlong heard.
Below is the email I wrote:
Hey there Maureen, I'm sure you're getting a lot of email regarding the dicks. Here's my two cents. I am a 28 year old, female who enjoys-- I'm sorry, I'm infatuated with the male form and male mystique. It makes me tear out my hair when I see that a majority of the comments attitude about aesthetic of DECK/cock shots, and not just in this forum, but when I speak to women in general, is this:
Or this banal bullshit, like this mo'fo's got a PHD in Penis Envy 101:
This makes me upset for three reasons: 1) Are straight woman conditioned to believe that the penis is an ugly, overbearing thing that's not suppose to conjure any type of sexual feeling? Like the dick is some harbinger of death? 2) I don't like it when men talk shit about my vajajay and the way it looks. That doesn't make me feel sexy-- so I wonder what these women are doing to their partners? That's some other bullshit. 3) This is what makes most porn for women suck. Don't give me soft focus, or waxed muscled men in pirate shirts. Don't give me some light play romance film where all I see is maybe a peek of ass from the dude, but I see bosoms galore. I will take hardcore solo action of a guy pleasing himself over that. Hell, even in D'Angelo's music video "How Does It Feel", I'm sure a collective of women wanted that camera to go down a little lower.
Constantly, in porn women are the eye candy and if I was into chicks that would be cool with me. But it isn't. Having a female form in the mix instantly sends the signal, whether conscious or not, to compare my body with the woman in the film. How am I to feel sexy and turned on when I'm thinking about how my stomach isn't as flat as that or my boobs not as big or wowever...
Okay, thank you so much for letting me rant about the commenters.
Much Respect,
Sue Ellen Crandell
I was on Gawker today reading my daily amount of gossip when lo' and behold I stumbled upon an item talking about leaked sexting photos of Kanye West. Of course, this piqued my interest. But what disturbed me most was this instant back lash of women talking about how much they find the aesthetics of peen disgusting.
What, what WHAT! Who doesn't like the way peen looks? Obvs, I had to rant about it. Big time.
I wrote to Maureen of Gawker, I don't expect her to write back to my ridiculous rant on the Peanut Gallery, but I did want my voice and my experience with schlong heard.
Below is the email I wrote:
Hey there Maureen, I'm sure you're getting a lot of email regarding the dicks. Here's my two cents. I am a 28 year old, female who enjoys-- I'm sorry, I'm infatuated with the male form and male mystique. It makes me tear out my hair when I see that a majority of the comments attitude about aesthetic of DECK/cock shots, and not just in this forum, but when I speak to women in general, is this:
As a woman who likes men, I have to say no, it does not.
I can only speak
for myself, but while I enjoy the functionality of the penis, its looks leave
something to be desired.
Or this banal bullshit, like this mo'fo's got a PHD in Penis Envy 101:
It's done for the man's pleasure, not the woman. The man gets off on the thought
that his bare cock makes a woman salivate. Its his fantasy. Most are too dim
witted to know otherwise.
Show me a beautiful, round toned bum though... and
this is a different story.
This makes me upset for three reasons: 1) Are straight woman conditioned to believe that the penis is an ugly, overbearing thing that's not suppose to conjure any type of sexual feeling? Like the dick is some harbinger of death? 2) I don't like it when men talk shit about my vajajay and the way it looks. That doesn't make me feel sexy-- so I wonder what these women are doing to their partners? That's some other bullshit. 3) This is what makes most porn for women suck. Don't give me soft focus, or waxed muscled men in pirate shirts. Don't give me some light play romance film where all I see is maybe a peek of ass from the dude, but I see bosoms galore. I will take hardcore solo action of a guy pleasing himself over that. Hell, even in D'Angelo's music video "How Does It Feel", I'm sure a collective of women wanted that camera to go down a little lower.
Constantly, in porn women are the eye candy and if I was into chicks that would be cool with me. But it isn't. Having a female form in the mix instantly sends the signal, whether conscious or not, to compare my body with the woman in the film. How am I to feel sexy and turned on when I'm thinking about how my stomach isn't as flat as that or my boobs not as big or wowever...
Okay, thank you so much for letting me rant about the commenters.
Much Respect,
Sue Ellen Crandell
Friday, July 30, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
You know what I wish.....?
I wish that studs in porn movies got equal billing or that they're more visibly listed because I don't care about the actress so much as I care about the dude. Lame.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Where the fuck have I been?
Check it out ladies. I found some porns on the internet that could very well be the definition of sexy. FuckMeLikeThat is a goldenrod of passion, playfulness and attitude. Also it just plain turns me on.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Sometime's you just need a good f--read!
And our friend over at Lulu Sparkle sure knows how to show us a good time. Please do check out her short story "Mess with Texas".
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
It's Here! D&P's Third and Final Zine Together!
Hello Ladies,
Thank you all for patiently waiting for this zine. Dagger and Pistol's: Porn Zine for Straight Women Volume 1, Issue 3-- Featuring our fine ass Cock Fight Champion, Charles! You will be able to find a copy at Faire Gallery|Cafe or email us daggerandpistol (at) gmail (dot) com to have one snail mailed to your address.
Dagger and Pistol is transforming into something unique now. Jasmine Jordan of Pistol will be venturing full steam ahead with her awesome take on erotica so please do keep an eye out for the next steamy issue in June. And, I, Sue Ellen Crandell, will keep dishing up the d*cks in my new zine for the ladies later on this year. Please stay tuned and updated by visiting the blog, our Facebook and MySpace pages AND we're still accepting submissions for either zine and you can use the email mentioned above.
Now go out and get that zine!
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Celesta D. You're my SHE-roe!
I'm on the internets always scouring what little things here and there could catch my fancy-- especially when it comes to lady porn. Look, usually when people talk about lady porn it's always some soft focus/burlesque/black&white/put-a-woman-with-her-titties-out bullshit. I can't stand it. It doesn't get the job done and if were to be fancy and artistic it's really played out and cliche.
Well let me bring your attention to Celesta Danger. An amazing female photographer that really has a grip on the male mystique with her nude shots. Her captures are full of intimate, articulate and humble portraits of regular dudes. And it's really charming. But there is one photo that really caught my attention-- keep an eye out for the trucker cap dude mirror shot.
Posted By: Dagger
Monday, January 11, 2010
This is how you celebrate the New Year!
Hello Ladies,
I know a lot of you were too cool for school to make it down to our Cock Fight. So let me rub in your faces what you missed:
This.
And This.
And the Neutron Dance.
The dancer above's name is Charles and he is the now undisputed Cock Fight Champion of 2009. Congratulations Charles! Please be sure to get your copy of Dagger and Pistol with a beautiful spread of the Champ coming out February.
I know a lot of you were too cool for school to make it down to our Cock Fight. So let me rub in your faces what you missed:
This.
And This.
And the Neutron Dance.
The dancer above's name is Charles and he is the now undisputed Cock Fight Champion of 2009. Congratulations Charles! Please be sure to get your copy of Dagger and Pistol with a beautiful spread of the Champ coming out February.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
MÖtley Pёen!
Check it out, ladies! I'm not sure if you're into Motley Crue, but if you're on this blog then that means you're into dick! Quite a lot. Take a looky-loo at these pics of Nikki Sixx from OMG Blog. It brings a whole new meaning to "rocking out with your cock out"! *rimshot*
Special thanks to facebook friend DRCM!
Posted By: Dagger
Special thanks to facebook friend DRCM!
Posted By: Dagger
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Three Down, Seven to Go! Come on ladies, lets get those men!
We're almost there people! Can you smell the fun? So please keep on sending out those calls. It does help. And better for Cock Fight 2009 being the best it can and will be.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
What are you doing New Year's Eve?
What else is a lady about town suppose to do on a New Year's than watch young hot dudes fight it out sexy style? Need more info about Cock Fight 2009; write to us daggerandpistol (at) gmail (dot) com Also if you know any guys that want to compete please send them our way. Thanks!
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Dildo Cozies!
Where are all my crafty Daggers at? Chrismakwanikah is just around the corner ya'll!
And for all you non believers here's a flying spaghetti monster creation.
Thank you, Elisha for sending these awesome links in. If you have any hot links and craft ideas then don't be a fucking stranger-- send that ish in!
Posted By: Dagger
And for all you non believers here's a flying spaghetti monster creation.
Thank you, Elisha for sending these awesome links in. If you have any hot links and craft ideas then don't be a fucking stranger-- send that ish in!
Posted By: Dagger
Monday, November 9, 2009
Presenting: Shit to hide sex toys in!
That's right! Because you just don't want to hide it for hiding's sake. You want to cloak it in STYLE!
The Tea Cozy:
You can hide more than just a teapot in there.
Board Games:
Because no one knows how to play "Outwit" any more.
The Decorated Tissue Box Holder:
In a way, this has multiple functions now.
If you have anymore suggestions or craft ideas please do email them to:
daggerandpistol (at) gmail (dot) com
Posted By: Dagger
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
You have to buy me this video!
My new porn crush Mikey Butders plays AC Slater in the new porn parody of Saved by the Bell:
Don't hate on his curly mulatino.
Posted by: Dagger
Don't hate on his curly mulatino.
Posted by: Dagger
Sunday, October 25, 2009
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